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it didnt work; i just got really sick-

im gonna try and off myself today seeing as im feeling up for it

im not sad so i can do it QUICK haha

i hope it works this time fuck

Oh, you know me so well.

marshallintheflesh:

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thefemalespaceoddity:

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But shit Jesus was more of an asshole than anything so I’m not really him. I’m more of a lone wanderer. A lonely one at that, at least I got dogmeat!

Oh, not an asshole, just sassy as all. But yeah- you can be more of a Mad Max/Max Rockatansy type.

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Well, hes more like a ghost considering he then went into Heaven. Come to think of it, I doubt even that counts as necrophilia as it has…

I’m not sure you’re getting this. He is Jesus. He can be whatever you want him to be. He is a creature that fulfills any desire any human could ever want.

I believe you’re talking about Zeus- he did all that crazy shit. Jesus had a pretty clear personality from the Bible. He was crazy pious and was something like a zen master- the The Dude is kinda similar I guess. 

He never shape shifted and most believed him to be celibate in the deepest sense which means no relationship of any kind,

However, if he is how you describe him to be, then yes. Date. 

Yay I win. As you may have guessed I am Jesus.

I had a hunch. 

i cringed because i remembered when i was 12 and 11 and 10 and took those “Does a boy like you” quizzes and believed them and they led to some of the worst decisions ive made in life so far

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thefemalespaceoddity:

Well, hes more like a ghost considering he then went into Heaven. Come to think of it, I doubt even that counts as necrophilia as it has nothing to do with corpses- however It still refers to someone dead and therefore Im not into that.

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But he is Jesus, he can be whatever you want him to be. He could be like jimmy Hendrix in his 20’s.

But he wouldnt actually be him- hed just be a copy of him, and theres all of those various rules and virtues he probably comes with and forces you to adhere to. Now, if he could get rid of those then I guess maybe? But I dont think its very likely to convince someone to date Jesus. 

marshallintheflesh:

thefemalespaceoddity:

Well, hes more like a ghost considering he then went into Heaven. Come to think of it, I doubt even that counts as necrophilia as it has nothing to do with corpses- however It still refers to someone dead and therefore Im not into that. 

But shit couldn’t he like make himself into a human because you know, he is Jesus.

I doubt it, after he died for the last time he’s stayed dead. Maybe he could- but then I’d be dating the equivalent of a god and Im not okay with that. Also hes really old. Really fucking old. 

Well, hes more like a ghost considering he then went into Heaven. Come to think of it, I doubt even that counts as necrophilia as it has nothing to do with corpses- however It still refers to someone dead and therefore Im not into that. 

Anonymous asked: I am Jesus himself. I died for your sins.

((You sound cool, sadly I am not a necrophiliac. However, we can still be good friends.))

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justhowwesometimesfeel:

Pleeeaaaaasee 

Please?

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gonna get down with some brand new tabs- gonna get down gonna take that pick to the ground oh yeah